
Featured guide
How many pumpkin and gourd pieces does a front porch need?
Compare pumpkin and gourd counts for small stoops, steps, and wide porches. Choose a package size while keeping the doorway and walking path clear.
Find the right scaleLast call for fall porches. Book by Friday, October 23.
Mother Pam’s Notes
Practical guides for a proper porch: planning it, getting ready for installation and keeping it looking good.


Featured guide
Compare pumpkin and gourd counts for small stoops, steps, and wide porches. Choose a package size while keeping the doorway and walking path clear.
Find the right scalePlan your porch
And room for the things you love.
Plan your fall porch installation around gatherings and Halloween. Understand installation windows, date confirmation and the care your display will need.
Compare pumpkin delivery with full-service porch installation. Understand design, sourcing, setup, and optional pickup before choosing a service.
Make a small stoop feel considered with a focused pumpkin grouping, usable steps, and space for the door to open.
Use the containers you already love as a starting point for fall pumpkins, while preserving access, plant care, and drainage.
Compare the decisions, hauling, setup, care, and removal involved in a DIY pumpkin porch and a full-service installation.

Before we arrive
A short checklist for installation day: clear access, keep the pieces you love, flag delicate surfaces, and tell us what we need to know.
How to prepare for your porch installationCare and season end
Care for the pumpkins, water the plants and know when to ask for help.

Learn what affects uncut pumpkins outdoors, how to spot deterioration, and how to care for a fall porch display in Cincinnati’s changing weather.
We use vinegar when preparing our pumpkins. Here’s what that means for your display, why we don’t ask you to add bleach, and how to care for pumpkins once they arrive.
What to check after squirrels visit a pumpkin display, why deterrents are not guarantees, and when a damaged piece needs attention.
Check the soil, water the soil around the roots, manage drainage, and keep porch mums accessible without soaking the pumpkins around them.
Check your local forecast, watch drainage and wind, and plan safe access before weather changes your fall porch display.
What to tell us about your porch surface, why generic mats are not a universal fix, and how to watch for moisture and deterioration.
Plan safe removal, separate decorations from natural materials, check local disposal options, and understand optional Mother Pam pickup.
Rather leave it to Mother?
Reserve your winter week, or book a fall porch by Friday, October 23.